Bernard Black runs his own bookshop even though he doesn't much like people who buy books and hates having customers. Next door to Bernard's shop is the Nifty Gifty gift shop run by Fran, ... See full summary¬†¬Ľ

Bernard: [selling a book] Enjoy. It's dreadful, but it's quite short.
Bernard: Whores will have their trinkets.

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